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[[BDS] SuRf]

I've been quoting movie lines since I was a little kid . So the game is simple, one person says a movie quote and one of us has to guess it. I'll start with an easy one and for fucks sake don't use Google 

"Sir, can I trouble you for a warm glass of milk? It helps me go to sleep."

"You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in my world now, grandma."

[Gonzo_Pirate]

HAPPY GILMORE

I use to manage a video store so bring it on!

[[BDS] SuRf]

Oh goodie. Now we'll start light then get a little deeper:

I lost my keys, you failed history, you spend time with your loser friend and your band will never happen. You are not to leave this house again until tommorow morning.

[RegulatoЯ]

Party on Dudes!

I lost my keys, you failed history, you spend time with your loser friend and your band will never happen. You are not to leave this house again until tommorow morning.

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure!


Now for one of my own.

Guy: Well if there is anything I can do for you, well more to the point to you, you let me know.

Girl: Can you hammer a 6" spike through a board with your penis?

Guy: No... Not right now.

Girl: Well a girl's got to have her standards!

[[BDS] hav0k99]

A: Real Genius

"Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few marines! God has a hard-on for marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand? "

[[BDS] SuRf]

"Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few marines! God has a hard-on for marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand? "

Full Metal Jacket  Badass lines in that one.

You guys should know this one:

You're a real blue flame special, aren't you, son? Young, dumb and full of come, I know. What I don't know is how you got assigned here. Guess we must just have ourselves an asshole shortage, huh?

[[BDS] hav0k99]

A: Point Break

Gotta love John McGinley! His role in Scrubs FTW!!

"He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him."

[[BDS] SuRf]

A: Mallrats 

"My brother and I used to say that drownin' in beer was like heaven, eh? Now he's not here, and I've got two soakers... this isn't heaven, this sucks!"

[[BDS] hav0k99]

anyone???!?!

Well I got an easier one

"I can make you famous"

[saxon647]

i got one

"timmy you ever seen a grone man naked?"

[[BDS] SuRf]

i got one

"timmy you ever seen a grone man naked?"

Airplane!!!! Great flick!

[saxon647]

yep, airplane for the win, now heres another one
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU SUCKED 36 DICKS!, hey you get back here."

[[BDS] ElephantRider]

A: Mallrats 

"My brother and I used to say that drownin' in beer was like heaven, eh? Now he's not here, and I've got two soakers... this isn't heaven, this sucks!"

Strange Brew, the eh is a giveaway 

yep, airplane for the win, now heres another one
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU SUCKED 36 DICKS!, hey you get back here."

Clerks

Q: "I'll show her a little tenderness, after I eat. When I get up there, she won't see my face for an hour."

[[BDS] spidermite]

yep, airplane for the win, now heres another one
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU SUCKED 36 DICKS!, hey you get back here."

clerks

[saxon647]

calive without clerks!