GTA IV Help - By Your Lord and Savior

Assassin's Greed      Complete all 9 assassin missions - 20 points

The last few hours of the game someone will tell you to help someone who cannot be named. Not voldermort you asshole. He will give you missions where you are supposed to kill people, or a person.

I would post the whole guide to this achievement, but it's too long. I posted it on my blog.

http://ourcomfortbetrays.blogspot.com/

auf Wiedersehen Petrovic     Win all ranked multiplayer variations, all races and
Cops 'n Crooks, as both sides - 30 points

(Guide Coming Soon)

Chain Reaction   Blow up 10 vehicles in 10 seconds - 20 points

First you will have to unlock all three islands. Also most the game has to be completed. I turned auto save off for this one (i recommend doing that with all risky achievements to save money)... Go to the gun shop and purchase as many rockets as possible (if you cant wait till you can). Find a large truck or SUV. Go to the booth tunnel Park on to the oncoming traffic side making sure to be perpendicular to the road. You probably will need another car to block both lanes. Wait till it fills up. Climb over the railing to the side. Divide the traffic jam into 4 pieces. Fire from the start of the jam to the back. Take out all the cars. It should start a chain reaction. Once done load up your game and turn autosave on and continue, achievements don't need to be saved.

Cleaned The Mean Streets    Capture 20 criminals through the police computer - 20 points

You must first complete the mission where Brucie asks you to get a police car. First find a police car (after the mission previously stated). You can usually find one not to far from your hideout, or just dial 911 and car jack the cops. Get to a nice secluded spot and press LB (Left Bumper). Select the criminal, a GPS will appear, track them down and kill them. Stay in the car as much as possible, it can take more bullets then you can. Swap it out at the first sign of smoke. I would be good to make sure you have about 500+ bullets for your Mac10. Use your car as cover by pressing RB, do quick peek outs and shoot for the head. Auto-Aim makes this game a breeze. Estimated time of completion 1.5 hours.[/i]

Courier Service   Complete all 10 package delivery jobs - 10 points

Very easy. First make sure to complete all missions with Little Jacob. Go to Phone --> Little Jacob --> Job. He will tell your that there is a package in a car next to a cafe on the fist island, lower. Drive this car to the location it say on your GPS. Follow the GPS, it gives you the best route. A couple missions there will be people under a bridge or in a tunnel. Drive as clsoe as you can then book it to them. It is time. On stash missions you will be jumped by a rival gang. Get in your car and drive back and shoot. 90% of the time they will just hang back in their scrpited spots. If your car is to far, run away and hide beind something and shoot, aiming for the head

Cut Your Teeth   Earn a personal rank promotion in multiplayer - 5 points

Just play a short while on multiplayer, its worth five points for a reason.

Dare Devil   Complete 100% of the unique stunt jumps - 30 points
(Coming Soon)

Dial B for Bomb   Unlock the special ability of phoning for a bomb to be placed - 10 points

Be friends with Packie, gay date him.

Driving Mr. Bellic   Unlock the special ability of taxi - 10 points

You must be best friends with Roman. Complete his story missions, and some of his jobs. Take him out Drinking, to Strip Clubs, and to Pool Halls. Easiest character to win over. After you do you can call him (under car service) and get a free ride from his less than enthusiastic employee.

Endangered Species   Collect every hidden package - 50 points

Kill pigeons. They are usually in odd spots and they are highlighted in orange, I thought they were a weapon before I shot it. Locations coming soon.

Fed The Fish   Complete the mission "Uncle Vlad" - 5 points

You are going to have to chase down Vlad. Don’t shoot at him just follow him. You will get instructions from there from the game.

Finish Him   Complete 10 melee counters in 4 minutes - 15 points

I did it without cheating but here's and easier way:

*** FINISH WANTED ACHIEVMENTS FIRST!!!***
Enter the cheat to remove Niko's wanted level(2675550100). You can do this when you have no stars. That way it's in his phone, on speed dial. All you really need to do is walk up to pedestrians (with no weapons) and press B when close. Nearly all of them will fight back. You should be able to get two counters before taking them out. I countered by staying locked on and pressing A while moving my left thumbstick. Then once I dodged their attack I hit B to counter. If the cops come whip out your phone and enter the cheat.

Fly The Co-op   Beat Rockstars time in ranked versions of Deal Breaker, Hangman's NOOSE, and Bomb da Base II - 15 points

These are their times, find a friend thats good or yo won't be able to beat this:

"Deal Breaker": 7:04 - This is THE hardest achievement EVER. 2 players work best

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/TCAKTs8oyCk&rel=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/TCAKTs8oyCk&rel=1</a>

"Hangman's NOOSE": 2:32 - Best done with 3

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/Q_mpG7it-Mc&rel=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/Q_mpG7it-Mc&rel=1</a>

"Bomb da Base II": 5:56 - Best done with 4 *** DO THIS ONE LAST!!! THERE IS A GLITCH WHERE IT DOESN'T ACCEPT YOUR WIN SOMETIMES!!!***

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/7nQww0cwX6w&rel=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/7nQww0cwX6w&rel=1</a>

Full Exploration   Unlock all the islands

Complete Story Missions.

Genetically Superior   Come first in 20 single player street races - 25 points

Keep doing Brucie's races, a comet or sultan RS works best

Gobble Gobble   Score 3 strikes in a row, a turkey, in 10-pin bowling - 10 points

Go to a bowling alley. Pick the first lane. Move two FULL steps left. Flick the right thumbstick back then forward. You must and i say this again, you MUST keep it straight. Straight matters more than speed, however dont go too slow, a medium pace is best.

Gracefully Taken   Complete mission "I'll Take Her" - 10 points

Car jack Gracie, keep the car centered in the road and try not to crash.

Half Million   Reach a balance of $500,000 - 55 points

Most people get this by the end of the game. Do as many side missions as you can. You will get 250,000 for "four Leaf Clover" and another 250,000 for beating the game, and another 300,000 for completing "Stevies Texts"

Impossible Trinity   Complete mission "Museum Piece" - 10 points

Get out of the museum alive. Mission given to you by Ray.

It'll Cost Ya   Complete a taxi ride without skipping from one island to another - 5 points

Sit through a whole taxi ride from one island to the other. Do not press a to skip. Just sit through the ride. You may want to pick the cab up right next to one island and set a marker not to far to the other island. Leave your room take a poop. Maybe feed the woman you have tied up in your closet.

Join The Midnight Club   Win a ranked multiplayer race without damaging your vehicle too much and have damage enabled - 10 points

The easiest way to get this is to be host. Set the lap number to one and start it as a helicopter race. Harder to crash this way. The less people the easier.

Key To The City   Achieve 100% in "Game progress" statistic - 100 points

Most Likely you will have completed other achievements first. (Coming Soon)

King of QUB3D   Beat the High Score in QUB3D - 15 points

You can find these arcade machines in pool halls and the strip clubs. You put down matching colors and eliminate them for points. Match up four and they get eliminated make this formation:

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and you get a ton of points plus power up juice. After a certain amount you can eliminate the middle two rows, only use this when your halfway full. You have to beat 10,950 points. Takes about 25 minutes.

Let Sleeping Rockstars Lie   Kill a Rockstar developer in a ranked multiplayer match - 10 points

Much like the Guitar Hero III and GRAW assassination achievement, kill someone who killed a developer. Right now this is disabled.

Liberty City (5)   After you meet all friends, the ones left alive like you above 90% - 20 points

This is accomplished by basically gay dating people. You can do this after the game is over. Just keep taking them out drinking, darts, bowling, strip shows, etc. If they call you and you don't want to hang out or you cant, do the following. Say yes, then call them immediately back under cancel date. Their fondness of you will not go down.

Liberty City Minute   Complete the story missions in less than 30 hours - 30 points

Best if you play through it normally first then come back again. The clock is always ticking. Do not pause, just keep pushing hard. Keep doing story missions and nothing else.

Lowest Point   Complete mission "Roman's Sorrow" - 5 points

Mission you'll get this whether you want to or not. Easy mission achievement.

Manhunt   Complete the most wanted side missions from police computer - 15 points

Basically you are going to hunt down targets like in the clean streets achievement (see that achievement for tips). There are 10 guys on each of the main islands. The difficulty ranges from the first island being the easiest and the last the hardest. This is also true in the list. Be sure to steal a cop car in each area to get to the correct computers.

No More Strangers   Meet all random characters - 5 points

The first guy is next to Roman's cab depot. Talk to him and he will give you a $100. He will be marked on your map with a blue icon. You will have to complete his mission. More (Coming Soon)

Off The Boat   Complete the first mission - 5 points

If you need help with this achievement please turn your game in for Viva Piñata at GameStop.

One Hundred And Eighty   In a game of darts score 180 with only 3 darts - 10 points

I had a hard time finding the damn dart place. Its north in the first island. Throw the dart at the middle triple zone. Make sure your on the 20 (which is at the 12:00 position). When aiming move the cross hair so its near the zone. Wait till it limps over to the zone then fire, trying to do it manually is difficult. If you hold down left trigger you will get a second of complete accuracy, easy peasy.

One Man Army   Survive 5 minutes on 6 star wanted level - 40 points

Easier then you think.

1) From the first island you spawn on (all other islands must be locked)...head to the middle bridge...get to the railway track under the bridge....walk to the other island...when you get halfway - 3/4 (on the rail track)...it will go to 6 stars since you're entering a new island which is locked. But the police can't reach you because they are above you so helicopters will circle around. Just keep walking forwards and backwards on the rail track for FIVE minutes

2) Some people report find a shack and placing your car in front of it, shooting people and cops as they go by.

3) The final way is by far the easiest way. First get a car on the subway tracks that are all over the city. The best place to get on to the tracks is near the corner of Grand Boulevard and Leavenworth Ave. in North Bohan. This is just a ways from the police station, check your map that comes with the game. Starting on Leavenworth, first take a left onto Grand and head up the hill. At the top you will see a wall just above the subway tunnel. Drive a car over that short wall, afterwards drive underground towards North Algonquin. When your 6 stars fills up stop the car and relax to the soothing sounds of Liberty City Hardcore (L.C.H.C.)

Order Fulfilled   Complete all 10 Exotic Export orders - 10 points

You must email Brucie at Tw@ and complete his orders. Make sure not to damage the vehicle, if you do go to pay and spray. Watch out there will be people standing around the car waiting for you. Kill them first.

Pool Shark   Beat a friend at pool - 10 points

Takes some practice. Get roman to come and just beat him. Pretty easy.

Retail Therapy   Unlock the ability to buy guns from a friend - 10 points

Be butt buddy's with Little Jacob.

Rolled Over   Do 5 car rolls in a row from one crash - 30 points

This can be a little tricky. First get a car that is reasonable in speed and has a high profile. Get a Rebelda or Huntley Sport. Find a unique jump that gives you a lot of air. Try to land it badly. As your car rolls hold the thumbstick towards the way it is rolling.

Sightseer   Fly on all helicopter tours of Liberty City - 5 points

On the 2nd island there are 5 copter rides sit through them all. You can skip them be sure to get all five i marked them off to help me remember the landing pads look like a penis or upside down T
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Taking It For The Team   Be on the winning team in all ranked multiplayer games - 10 points

Create a check list for all the team ranked types of games. When you win check it off.

Hangmans NOOSE
Bomb da Base II
Team Mafia Work
Team Deathmatch
Turf War
Cops N Crooks
Deal Breaker

Teamplayer   Kill 5 players who are not in your team, in any ranked multiplayer team game - 10 points

Join a ranked team death match and try to kill 5 players. Not in a row just kill 'em.

That Special Someone   Complete the mission "That Special Someone" - 10 points

I forgot but it's a mission.

That's How We Roll!   Unlock the special ability of helicopter - 10 points

be Brucie's spotter, or butt bandit

Top Of The Food Chain   Kill 20 players with a pistol in a ranked multiplayer deathmatch - 10 points

Try doing a pistol only match or just run around with a pistol doing head shots. The easiest way is to go to a match with auto aim on. Move the right thumb stick up towards the head and fire.

Top The Midnight Club   Come first in 20 different ranked standard multiplayer races - 20 points Wanted

Do that helicopter thing 20 times or do it legit.

Under the Radar   Fly underneath the main bridges in the game that cross water with a helicopter - 40 points

Not to difficult. Make sure to unlock all the islands first, otherwise you will have cops crawling up your ass like the crabs you got from that hooker last week that looked a lot like your gym teacher with long hair. Then you find out he was fired a month ago and.....

Fly under ALL the bridges, trophy icons will appear on your map to let you know which ones to do.

Walk Free   Lose a 4 star wanted level by outrunning the cops - 50 points

You will get this during the Three Leaf Clover Mission. If you are a whore read below.

Legitimate way: Get on to the airport on a superbike. run around and get out of the raidus (usually on the edge of the run way. Just wait it out.

***WARNING COMPLETE CLEANED THE MEAN STREETS/MOST WANTED BEFORE ATTEMPTING THIS TRICK***
Enter the "Raise Niko's Wanted Level" cheat (by dialing this number in to your phone) (2675550150). This stores the number in your phone. Then either run from the cops or get arrested to reset your wanted level. Next spawn a boat (9385550100) . Next spawn a car. A comet(2275550175) or turismo(2275550147), you pick. You must get 4 stars and then drive to the water, spawn a boat, and floor it. You might want to put a waypoint near the water so when you enter the cheat 4 times to get 4 stars, you know where you're headed. Make sure you have unlocked the 2nd island

Wanted   Achieve the highest personal rank in multiplayer - 20 points

You have to reach 10, just play and play and get as much $$$ as possible

Warm Coffee   Successfully date a girl to be invited into her house - 5 points

Michelle is the easiest one to do so. Make sure to buy new clothing, and get a nice car. Pick her up, she likes bowling. Take her there. Take her to a restaurant on your next date (the one next to your house). She should let you in her house after that, if not repeat.

Wheelie Rider   Do a wheelie lasting at least 500 feet on a motorbike - 30 points

Your going to need a superbike and a freeway for this. An easier way is to gain access to the airport and do it on the runway. Make sure you don't get a chopper. Like in real life they are only for gays. They only make lound noises, they dont go fast, and they dont handle well. Your are going to need a PCJ, of BF whatever to do it.

You Got The Message   Deliver all 30 cars ordered through text messages - 20 points

After completing some missions Brucie's friend Stevie will text you a location and an image of the car he wants, and you'll have to grab it and bring it back to his garage in Bohan (this will appear on the map once you're in the car). Finding the car can be a bit challenging at times, as it won't show up on your map like the ones Brucie requests from you. It's a general area search. Be sure to know what you are looking for otherwise it would take tooo long.

Here's A Nice Map Where Each Car Is:
http://www.msxbox-world.com/gallery/albums/userpics/11037/normal_Car-Map.png

You Won!   Complete the final mission - 60 points

Beat the mission, check out other guides im outta room.