Your grammar/ sentence structure/ spelling drives me up the wall. Aren't you a freshmen? That is when I got drilled with grammar lessons; you need to pay attention in class!
At first I thought you were talking of the sea level and it being drained to five feet. It befuddled me for a good 20 seconds.
That is kinda creepy though, about the feet.
*ETA: I wonder how smooth of a draw a foot bong would make

That would be sooooo gross man!

Reminds me of the movie How High when they smoked Ben Franklin's (was that who it was?) finger to gain his intelligence.