Support [BDS]!

Keep the servers up!
Donate with PayPal!
May Goal: $100.00
Due Date: May 31
Total Receipts: $0.00
PayPal Fees: $0.00
Net Balance: $0.00
Below Goal: $100.00
Site Currency: USD
 0%
User
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?
May 21, 2012, 04:31:52 PM

Login with username, password and session length
Sitemap
Vote for us!

Counter-Strike: Source Toplist

call of duty 4 


Articles
Pages: [1] 2   Go Down
« previous next »
  Print  
This topic has not yet been rated!
You have not rated this topic. Select a rating:
Author Topic: 'Virgin Mary' Brain Scan Image for Sale  (Read 1105 times)
SuRfTopic starter
Member
151 Proof
******

Beers: 81
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Age: 39
Location: Oregon
United States United States

Posts: 7036



View Profile


Ignore
« on: December 12, 2008, 11:23:02 AM »
Just in time for Christmas, the virgin mary appears in someones brain Grin So what else to do? Profit from it and sell it on Ebay. Listen to the interview, she says agent orange exposure in her Arkansas town caused this. I don't blame her with the cost of medical bills, but seriously? Some lucky person will be more blessed once they win the auction but I have a feeling it will be the seller more than the buyer  Roll Eyes

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22425001/vp/28115347#28115347

So its going for $610 at the moment so you have 4 more days to purchase eBay link
Logged
[BDS] Gurney (BEER)
[BDS] Member
Everclear
*******

Beers: 178
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Age: 28
Location: Most Likely in your mom.
United States United States

Posts: 8256


I'd Like a Beer, and Id like to see somthing nakid


View Profile WWW


Ignore
« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2008, 12:40:44 PM »
HAHAHHA IDIOTS. 2funny
Logged

www.diybrewing.com
[BDS] Drinky Crow
[BDS] Recruiter
Rogue Hazelnut
*

Beers: 32
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Age: 31
Location: Oregon
Posts: 2304


(x)<


View Profile


Ignore
« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2008, 02:37:27 PM »
thank jesus and baby jesus that you posted it.. i was wondering what to ask for, for my "big" xmas gift this year..

wonder what they want for the whole head..
Logged
I know karate, voodoo too. I'm gonna make myself avialable to you.
I dont need no make up, I got real scars.
I got hair on my chest, I look good without a shirt.

Well, I dont lose my composure in a high speed chase.
My friends think i'm ugly. I got a masculine face.
I got dragstrip courage, I can really drive a bed.
I'm gonna change my name to Hannibal, or maybe just Rex..                                       
[BDS]-Ole Man Rivers
[BDS] Member
Jagermeister
*****

Beers: 55
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Age: 46
Location: So California
United States United States

Posts: 3388


BEST IN THE WEST


View Profile


Ignore
« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2008, 11:45:13 PM »
Kiss my virgin hairy ass.

    crazy2
Logged



If I die you are forgiven, If I live I will kill you
[BDS] tivy27
[BDS] Member
Rogue Hazelnut
****

Beers: 34
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Age: 23
Location: lancaster
United States United States

Posts: 1191



View Profile


Ignore
« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2008, 02:24:51 AM »
Quote from: [BDS]-Ole Man Rivers on December 12, 2008, 11:45:13 PM
Kiss my virgin hairy ass.

    crazy2
hahaha
Logged
[BDS] DEADMAN
[BDS] Member
Jagermeister
*****

Beers: 90
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Age: 28
Location: city of the living dead
Antarctica Antarctica

Posts: 3586


"SIR...YOU TASTE OF AMERICA."


View Profile


Ignore
« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2008, 08:54:20 AM »
that would match my jesus potato chip, and my virgin mary mustard stained t-shirt.  whats funny is she looks like a recovering meth addict, not a agent orange victim. 
Logged


"Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate???"
[BDS] Killer
[BDS] Member
Rogue Hazelnut
****

Beers: 23
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Location: TURN AROUND
United States United States

Posts: 2388



View Profile


Ignore
« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2008, 12:39:26 PM »
hahahaha agent orange how te fuck did she get exposed to that.
Logged
(your name here), what you just said is one of the most insanely, idiotic things I have ever heard. No where in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

"Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy."
-Benjamin franklin

"Bravery is the ability to perform to capacity, even when scared to death."

"When the checkered flag drops, the bullshit stops."

"when in doubt...flat out." -Colin Mcrae
SuRfTopic starter
Member
151 Proof
******

Beers: 81
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Age: 39
Location: Oregon
United States United States

Posts: 7036



View Profile


Ignore
« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2008, 01:06:35 PM »
Its up to $710, geez you'd think you would get free shipping with that  Roll Eyes
Logged
[BDS] ElephantRider
Administrator
Everclear
******

Beers: 5118
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Age: 33
Location: Brewpubs n Stripclubs, OR
United States United States

Posts: 13585


OMG HAI2U!!1


View Profile WWW

« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2008, 01:41:53 PM »
Quote
NO MENTAL ISSUES,DELUSIONS

Yeah, sure.  Roll Eyes
Logged
Hydroponics Systems | KC Wort hog beer blog
Watch us learn to play fake instruments in front of a fake real live audience!
[BDS] Gurney (BEER)
[BDS] Member
Everclear
*******

Beers: 178
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Age: 28
Location: Most Likely in your mom.
United States United States

Posts: 8256


I'd Like a Beer, and Id like to see somthing nakid


View Profile WWW


Ignore
« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2008, 08:51:35 AM »
Quote
agent orange

is just a name given by the troops to the barrels that contained the herbicides used.  They were so called becasue they had orange stripes on the side.  The herbicides used as "agent orange" are still in use today fucking everything up in their path becasue they are persistent(as in they or their byproducts stick around) as fuck.

here is the wikki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agent_Orange
Logged

www.diybrewing.com
[BDS] The Rock
[BDS] Root Beerinator
Jagermeister
*****

Beers: 66
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Age: 25
Location: Vantucky, WA
United States United States

Posts: 4231


SphincterSaysWhat?


View Profile


Ignore
« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2008, 01:01:39 PM »
I was just about to ask wth Agent Orange was.... Thnx Gurney Thumbs Up
Logged
 
"A government big enough to give you everything you want is strong enough to take everything you have."  --Gerald Ford
"The natural progress of things is for liberty to yield, and government to gain ground." -- Thomas Jefferson
"It takes a big man to cry; it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man." --ERider

Quote from: [BDS] ElephantRider on Today at 06:07:35 PM
you're gonna have to drop bombs on their moms to get rid of all the eggs.

[BDS] Killer: Do you see now why I have no faith in these people? they're trying to fuck us at every turn.
[BDS] ElephantRider: This is why I drink and play video games.
[BDS] Cybernaut
[BDS] Member
Budweiser


Beers: 3
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Age: 36
Location: Alberta
Canada Canada

Posts: 41



View Profile


Ignore
« Reply #11 on: January 03, 2009, 02:08:58 PM »
I could photoshop a way more realistic virgin mary onto a brain scan and some poor sucker would probably pay me 10 grand for it.   dunce
Logged
Existing simply to exist is no existence, so CREATE.

Handle every life situation like a dog does, if you can't eat it or chew it or screw it, piss on it and walk away.
[BDS] Killer
[BDS] Member
Rogue Hazelnut
****

Beers: 23
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Location: TURN AROUND
United States United States

Posts: 2388



View Profile


Ignore
« Reply #12 on: January 19, 2009, 09:00:44 PM »
Quote from: [BDS-R] Cybernaut on January 03, 2009, 02:08:58 PM
I could photoshop a way more realistic virgin mary onto a brain scan and some poor sucker would probably pay me 10 grand for it.   dunce

get er dun
Logged
(your name here), what you just said is one of the most insanely, idiotic things I have ever heard. No where in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

"Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy."
-Benjamin franklin

"Bravery is the ability to perform to capacity, even when scared to death."

"When the checkered flag drops, the bullshit stops."

"when in doubt...flat out." -Colin Mcrae
[BDS] Black
Milwaukee's Best
*

Beers: 0
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Age: 20
Canada Canada

Posts: 119



View Profile


Ignore
« Reply #13 on: January 20, 2009, 01:36:36 PM »
How much do you think I could sell this for? I have the face of God on my basement floor!


If you aren't worthy of seeing this meraculous image at first glance, here's a simple breakdown.
Logged
SuRfTopic starter
Member
151 Proof
******

Beers: 81
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Age: 39
Location: Oregon
United States United States

Posts: 7036



View Profile


Ignore
« Reply #14 on: January 20, 2009, 02:02:51 PM »
IT'S A MIRACLE!!!!!!!!!
Logged
Pages: [1] 2   Go Up
  Print  

« previous next »
 
Jump to: