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Author Topic: In these troubled times...  (Read 1388 times)
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« on: August 21, 2009, 12:47:56 AM »

Let us look to the BDS Holy Scripture to guide us:

Quote from: Book of BDS, Chapter Doc, Psalm 3way:69

"And the Counter-Strike:Sourceth GunGame nubbage didst say unto Holy Doc:

"Chill man, it's only a game"

And Holy Doc didst decree unto the nubbage:

"It's not a game, it's a way of life"

And thus the Universe waseth begat, and thus lesbians wereth begat, thus begatting hott three-wayeth lesbo pr0neth."

Let us pray.   rockon
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« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2009, 01:01:03 AM »

lol nice 1 rider hahaha
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« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2009, 01:04:57 AM »

Let us look to the BDS Holy Scripture to guide us:

Quote from: Book of BDS, Chapter Doc, Psalm 3way:69

"And the Counter-Strike:Sourceth GunGame nubbage didst say unto Holy Doc:

"Chill man, it's only a game"

And Holy Doc didst decree unto the nubbage:

"It's not a game, it's a way of life"

And thus the Universe waseth begat, and thus lesbians wereth begat, thus begatting hott three-wayeth lesbo pr0neth."

Let us pray. 

haha Rider. I remember that quote. It was 2 v 2. hav0k and myself vs Doc and Sheamus. Great times.
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« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2009, 07:09:59 AM »

lol that was great.  rockon
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« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2009, 08:06:58 AM »

HAHAHA!!
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« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2009, 09:24:09 AM »

nice!
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« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2009, 10:18:11 AM »

so css created homosexuals? im confused  Cheesy
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« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2009, 10:25:26 AM »

so css created homosexuals? im confused  Cheesy

It's ok Kyace - just snuggle up here and let me hold you in my arms...

Thats it....

No - this may seem weird, but its natural...

Thats it, let it go...

 nanas
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« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2009, 11:14:16 AM »

so css created homosexuals? im confused  Cheesy

It's ok Kyace - just snuggle up here and let me hold you in my arms...

Thats it....

No - this may seem weird, but its natural...

Thats it, let it go...

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« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2009, 01:45:16 PM »

so css created homosexuals? im confused  Cheesy

It's ok Kyace - just snuggle up here and let me hold you in my arms...

Thats it....

No - this may seem weird, but its natural...

Thats it, let it go...

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ack, i knew you fire fighters where hiding something, i mean who installs poles in a building to slide down.  Grin
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« Reply #10 on: August 21, 2009, 02:05:01 PM »

LOL best quote ever  rockon
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« Reply #11 on: August 22, 2009, 07:12:35 PM »

Haha I love it it's great.And what do you use the pole for Joe?
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« Reply #12 on: August 22, 2009, 10:02:06 PM »

Haha I love it it's great.And what do you use the pole for Joe?
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he has fun with surfs pole  wanna
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« Reply #13 on: September 02, 2009, 11:13:58 PM »

 Grin  Nice one rider!
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« Reply #14 on: September 02, 2009, 11:55:52 PM »

Book of BDS, Chapter Doc, Psalm 3way:69

Nice touch ^^^  2funny
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