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Author Topic: Attack of the Penii  (Read 765 times)
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« on: March 19, 2010, 11:27:28 PM »
This headline was too much for me...  2funny

Man used penis to assault female police officer
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« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2010, 12:13:09 AM »
LOLOLOLOLOLOL 2funny
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« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2010, 01:46:38 AM »
How the fuck... was she 3 foot 2 ?

He probably thought she was a stripper anyway.
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« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2010, 08:46:53 AM »
LOL. Yea she had to be a lil person or he was one tall dude.
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« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2010, 03:09:40 PM »
Quote from: [BDS] spidermite on March 20, 2010, 01:46:38 AM
How the fuck... was she 3 foot 2 ?

He probably thought she was a stripper anyway.

Have you never heard of the genital arts?!  This guy is a master of Dong Fu and wields his cock like nunchuks.  Wuh-chaaa!!!

He'll be fine as long as he doesn't run into a master of Tai Kwan Dick.  Then there will be a real cockfight.   Thumbs Up
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« Reply #5 on: March 23, 2010, 12:11:45 AM »
This just made my day.  2funny
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« Reply #6 on: March 25, 2010, 07:38:56 PM »
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  ...thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck.


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