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Author Topic: Drunk guy floats away.  (Read 403 times)
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« on: June 24, 2010, 05:34:51 PM »
so like so many ppl in the summer time this guy was gettin fucked up at the beach.  He decides to jump on his pool inflatable then passes out.  coast guard finds him a mile off shore after a boater called in saying they had seen him.   He was so wasted he didn't wake up unitl he was at the coast guard station.  2funny   morale of the story is: at least be on the beach when you pass out.

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« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2010, 06:16:20 PM »
Wow what a story to tell his friends.
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« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2010, 06:48:12 PM »
One lucky Mo Fo.  I remember as a kid, we went to Lake Perris, Remember Lake Perris Joe? Way back when it was first made. Well any way I fell asleep on the floaty thing.  Unfortunately every year Mom would give me and my brother a butch hair cut for the summer.  I got so blistered that I got sun poisoning, Had blisters behind my knees from the top of my knees to the bottom of my knees, couldn't walk for a while. I wander what kind of blisters this dude had? 
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« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2010, 11:26:34 PM »
I'm honestly surprised that doesn't happen to the drunken rednecks we have in my part of Florida.  Then again, the oil washed on shore this week on our beaches...
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