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« on: November 15, 2010, 11:45:20 AM »

Woke up around 4 this morning in pain I have never felt before. It was at my right kidney area. The pain got so bad I was shaking and had a cold sweat. Got up to get a glass of water and I thought I was going to pass out. So I woke up my wife and told her something is wrong and we need to get to the hospital. By the time we got there I could hardly walk. So after a CT scan with contrast it showed I passed a kidney stone and it was still in my bladder. I have never had a kidney stone, so just to let you guys know It wasn't fun at all. It was right up there with the pain I had after the knee replacement.. I came home with a urinal and a screen to filter the urin in. The first piss I took when I got home I found a lil piece of stone in the screen, What was weird is I didn't feel it come out.. So that was my Monday morning.  Like I always have said MONDAYS SUCK. Pirate
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« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2010, 11:48:56 AM »

good God man.  Glad you ok now. 
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« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2010, 11:49:20 AM »

was that the stone? or are there more rocks in yer wang?
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« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2010, 12:06:36 PM »

I have to keep straining my piss  for a 24 hr period. I just hope the one that came out was the big one..   quote
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« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2010, 12:51:49 PM »

Damn that made my wanker hurt just thinking about it  Shocked
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« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2010, 01:57:28 PM »

I thought this was going to be about Weed or something Shocked Hope you're feeling better Ole Man. How do you prevent a kidney stone? Just staying hydrated?
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« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2010, 05:31:33 PM »

gettin old sux...i've passed a boulder or 2 in my time......godamn it hurt when you pee Cry crazy2
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« Reply #7 on: November 15, 2010, 06:52:04 PM »

Dude I know your pain. I had a couple of them too. It's the most unreal intense suicidal back pain, rather than your dick just hurtin. Have them examine your man rock at the docs office so you can get it figured out.
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« Reply #8 on: November 15, 2010, 10:02:37 PM »

Hope you feel better bro!!!!! Thumbs Up smitten
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« Reply #9 on: November 16, 2010, 03:14:08 AM »

omg thats on my list of things i'm not looking forward to in life  Cry hope you get better ole man!
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« Reply #10 on: November 16, 2010, 08:37:38 AM »

omg thats on my list of things i'm not looking forward to in life  Cry hope you get better ole man!
Do yourselfa favor and lay off the soda pop homie
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« Reply #11 on: November 16, 2010, 07:33:56 PM »

omg thats on my list of things i'm not looking forward to in life  Cry hope you get better ole man!
Do yourselfa favor and lay off the soda pop homie

1+ Yep the soda leeches the calcium from your bones along with all the other goodies in the cola. It's basically a mild poison.
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« Reply #12 on: November 16, 2010, 08:44:52 PM »

I had one about 5 months ago.. so big it got stuck before it went to my bladder..... dealt with the pain for almost 20 days (with pain meds) and decided I could not take it anymore..went back to the doctor and had to have it surgically removed.. That sucked!!  anyway.. I feel your pain brotha.

I have never had surgery in my life and in the past 6 months I have had to have 2... one for the kidney stone.. and another for a huge ass bone spur on the top of my ankle.  Just got off the boot for that one 1 week ago... I tell you what old man... I HATE KIDNEY STONES ALSO.
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« Reply #13 on: November 16, 2010, 10:10:58 PM »

Damn DB, I couldn't imagine that damn thing getting stuck like that. That had to be hell for sure. I just hope I don't ever have to go through that again..
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« Reply #14 on: November 17, 2010, 02:32:21 AM »

Ah, that sucks man, hope that was the only one.  I had a boss at a summer job when I was 18 or so who had some kind of disorder that made him get them about 3 or 4 times a year.  That would be hell.
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