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[[BDS]-Ole Man Rivers]

A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender in a loud voice, "Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?"! The bar immediately falls deathly quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things... 1 - The bartender is a blonde woman. 2 - The bouncer is a blonde woman. 3 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter. 4 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler, and 5 - I'm a 6 foot, 200 lb. blonde woman with a PhD, a black belt in karate and a very bad attitude. Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and says; "Naaaah . . . not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."   ")

[[BDS] spidermite]

That sir was effin Epic 

[[BDS]-Ole Man Rivers]

Yea, A buddy of mine sent that to me, I laughed out a good one..

[[BDS]-Ole Man Rivers]

I walked into a sports bar yesterday around 9:58 PM. And sat down next to a Hot blonde at the bar and stared watching the TV. The 10 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The blonde looked at me and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" I sa...id, "You know, I bet he'll jump." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't. I placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to me. "Fair's fair. Here's your money." I replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news, so I knew he would jump." The blonde replied, "I did, too, but I didn't think he'd do it again." I took her money.