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Author Topic: HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM  (Read 249 times)
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« on: November 03, 2009, 02:16:47 PM »
1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:




"Bubba,

Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer.  Be back in an hour.
Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and
messed him up bad.  I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell
from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.

Better wait outside.  Be right back.

Cooter"
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« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2009, 02:26:43 PM »
lolz  Grin
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« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2009, 02:34:55 PM »
if you need the boots, ill send em to you, need new ones anyways  Tongue
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« Reply #3 on: November 03, 2009, 03:21:03 PM »
Ahh that is sweet!!
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« Reply #4 on: November 03, 2009, 04:48:39 PM »
 2funny   good one!
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« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2009, 08:32:55 PM »
I just about pissed my pants reading that, fuck I signed a damn contract for mine, fuck I wished I would of thought of that..
 funny shit bro.+1
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« Reply #6 on: November 05, 2009, 09:30:19 PM »
I got my home security system in my nightstand drawer....
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« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2009, 05:22:42 PM »
Genius.
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